- rest of the world: why
- japan: why the fuck not
i fixed that fandom graph so it can be more accurate
still not high enough
((fixed it))
yes perfect
THIS IS THE BEST ONE NVM
WHAT ABOUT WHEATLEY
ACCURATE
do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012
stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power
Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.
No, this is an MRI of someone dying. The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.
This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.
Oh my god you’re all stupid. This is Marilyn Monroe. Does she look stick skinny to you? No she had curves. Like every woman should. This is true beauty.
this post is a god damn train wreck
this is me busting a huge nut
True 90’s kids will get this. Reblog if you’re a 90’s kid. The last generation with common sense.
I’m pretty sure this is Taylor Swift
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a planet. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a planet would never just smash into something like another planet. They’ll rarely orbit each other.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually crash into it.
That planet still probably exploded.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that planet was probably terrified and opening its crust to scream in that picture?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.This is the best post on the internet.
I know you guys want these shirts, don’t lie to me
at least i have fictional characters to fill the empty void that is my love life
horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe








